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FUCKING LULZ SINCE I LOST MY TABLET I AM NEVER ON THIS FUCKING BITCH XD.....ill try to be on more idk i might scan some shit from my sketch book and put it on lovingfox....i blame ivan for me not being on ever...and school ....but mainly ivan he rapes ...in the park...everyday...CALL THE POLICE...lol or you know dont cause im totally joking ...OR AM I HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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anyone want to have an art trade? im bored so i just felt like doing some


i did one with spazzticface recently. fav.me/d2umsvf (pay attention to her belly button up lol XD) and i liked it so why not do more ?

of course id post it on lovingfox since this is my talky account now (i have to many accounts TT~TT)

just tell me if you actually care XD
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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[x] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 7

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.(god no they give me blisters)
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an australian something
Total: 6

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10"
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Mexican
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 7

Russian
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.                            
[ ] You get into contests all the time.            
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.same question twice
Total: 5

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. (a little bit xD)
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 7

African American
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You are under 5' 6"
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[x]] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'7"
Total: 5

canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2 rofl i actually am canadian though

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You're fat.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1 lol
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deleting

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just a heads up in about 5 minutes im gonna start just deleteing all the shitty fucing art on this account ill leave a few things but mainly its all goings i know people dont mean to bug me but everytime they fav crap on this account it inda pisses me off seeing as how i put things sayin i dont want the shit faved the only reason its still here is because im lazy
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Explain what your last kiss was like?
dont wanna talk about it....

Who was your crush in 5th grade?
artur vausha <3 lol i miss that dork

Is your hair naturally straight?
full on hoop curls but i straighten in daily

Do you wish anyone in particular was still in your life?
joe lol

Are relationships ever really worth it?
HAHA no

Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
my daddys only person who ever calls old bastard need to text more

What's the weather like outside?
dark and windy

Where was the last place you bought something?
uuuuuuhhh i dont buy so idk OH WAIT mcdonnalds

Is there anyone you couldn't go a day without talking to?
my kelly <<<3333

What is your current desktop picture?
my pc: my three bug ocs my laptop:butteflies

Is there anyone you're holding onto, even though you know you shouldn't?
yes my bf

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
yes im gettin my lips pierced on my bday and when im 18 im getting brass knuckles on my hip

Last time you swam in a pool?
OMFG uuuuuuuuuh like a few years i hate public pools

Is there someone, that if they walked out of your life, you'd just give up?
yes

Have you ever made out with someone that had a tattoo?
oh god do i wanna but sadly no TT~TT

Is the person you last texted single?
uuuhhh....anthony i think so yes

Who did you last hang out with?
anthony,kelly and taytay <3

When will your next kiss take place?
dont know but prolly when my bf gets back from germany so prolly airport

When you're getting ready for something, do you listen to music?
always

Kissed anyone with the name starting with a C, A, T, J or B, if so name them.
haha only k's and m

Tell me something about the last person you kissed?
i fucking hate him so much

When you're single is it alright to kiss random boys/girls?
if there hot

Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
lips

Do you think age matters in relationships?
eh sorta depends

Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?
yes i miss the fucker

Would you rather have your nose or tongue pierced?
oh tounge cause lol bjs

You can only drink one liquid for the rest of you life, what is it?
teeeea
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